10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet