10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow