10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.