10 Random Poker Quotes

If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves