10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.