10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-