10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.