10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is