10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.