10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.