10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"