10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fold and live to fold again