10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.