10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.