10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.