10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22