10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright