10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986