10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.