10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."