10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.