10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"