10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fold and live to fold again
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim