10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water