10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Welcome to kicker school
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright