10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth