10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.