10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-