10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.