10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"