10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright