10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for loners.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant