10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.