10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus