10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.