10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.