10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet