10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)