10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'