10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester