10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson