10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.