10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.