10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones