10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester