10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.