10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi