10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.