10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'