10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."